Mode: Distance Popper
Drag the sling, then release the blade. The more dramatic the launch, the more applause.
High Score: 0
Combo: x1
Ready to bring joy to the republic.
Tip: this is a single-file PoC — no build step, no external assets, just raw chaos.
Current Score
0
Timer / Pace
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Silly Objective
Launch the most glorious nonsense.